HEY KIDS! So I’ve been working on prize art for the Star Wars marathon. A poster will be printed as soon as the charity’s decided, but what about other auction art? The marathon’s a week long, after all! Thus, I’ve been working on some unique stuff for this show…

GUESS WHOSE STOMACH IS APPARENTLY TYING ITSELF INTO HIDEOUS KNOTS!! 8D

… Ugh, being under the weather sucks. BUT ANYWAY like most of you I’ve been enjoying the snot out of Pokémon Black & White. I have Black and a friend of mine has White, and we basically traveled Unova in sync, challenging gym leaders simultaneously before splitting up to explore on our own. FUN TIMES! We also traded many Pokémon to each other to get boosted experience points. I thought Sandile was adorable, so he caught me one and named him CrocDuster. Duster turned out to have Moxie as his ability, which makes me laugh every time. It makes me think that whenever he knocks out an opponent, he throws up jazz hands and yells MOXIE!! before his Attack stat rises. Anyway, my battle with Elesa was nice because after my Musharna put her first Emolga to sleep, I sent in Duster. He fainted it, got MOXIE!!, which helped him faint the next Emolga, which added to his MOXIE!! again. By the time she sent out Zebstrika, Duster was strong enough to take it out with one Dig. MOXIE!!

And now we’ve reached the final chapter in the epic tale of two trainers and their Pokémon that hate each other! I combined parts 9 and 10 since 10 was just a single image. So, how does it all end? Check the jump and find out!

WAHOO! We’re now in the home stretch for this absurd Pokémon showdown! The opponents have lead Alder and ‘Lamper into the hall of mirrors. But how are they going to beat an opponent they can’t find? The next installment’s under the cut!

Back again for more of everyone’s favorite crazy Pokémon adventures! Alder the Empoleon was using his brains to fend off a powerful Metagross, while LavaLamper the Magmar was trying to keep up with a pesky Ampharos. Can anything put a stop to this tug of war?

ALSO weird question but does anyone have a box to Pokémon Sapphire that I can steal forever? I still have the game and instructions and stuff. I just want the box. YOU WOULD HAVE MY UNENDING GRATITUDE. And no I’m not going to use the box to sell the game or whatever. It’s just that I use some of my old game boxes to decorate my shelves and my Sapphire one got destroyed ages ago.

And we’re back! Alder the Empoleon took on a Metagross in battle, and LavaLamper the Magmar decided to fight the Ampharos. But the Metagross is horribly strong, and that Ampharos is quick as the wind! Can the two unlikely allies overtake their opponents?

WAHOOO! Now our two heroes have entered the arena. The battle has begun! But how long will it last? Time for TAG BATTLE! PART 3!

Also, have you tipped off Kotaku about the 2.B.A Master promo video? You can tell them that it’s been featured on GoNintendo, Destructoid, and some Polish site I’m unfamiliar with. I guess that’d explain all the hits from Poland, huh. I also left a thank-you comment on the Spanish dub of the video and the uploader said he’s going to donate during the marathon! That’s awesome! I wonder if we’ll need to read a few donation comments in Spanish and Polish during the show.

Remember, the bigger the video gets, the more attention the marathon gets! That’s the whole reason it’s there, so use it to the fullest!

And with that, let’s see what the two trainers are up to…

Now more stupid monster fun! When we last left our hero, she had to team up with a refined rich boy in order to defeat two opponents in a 2-on-2 match. She decided to train at the city dump, which didn’t make her partner happy at all. But what about their Pokémon? Will they get along? Find out in TAG BATTLE! PART 2!

HI! HIII! HIIIIII! Here is some more stupid Pokémon art for you! As I said a while back, a few months ago I had joined a Pokémon-themed character contest, entering the most rock-stupid character in the league. She passed the first round, and spent most of Round 2 searching for some bacon. Crazily enough, she passed that round as well. It was on to Round 3, which proved to be the most involved and complex round yet. So complex, in fact, that this entry can’t just be shown in just a single post. In this round, each artist was randomly paired up with another artist, and each pair was pitted against another pair. The objective? Team up with your partner to illustrate a 2-vs-2 match against your opponents. You could pick pretty much any storytelling format you wanted, but you had to work together. This is where the community fell apart; way too many people were angry over being paired up with a “bad” artist (or even with a “good” artist) or being pitted against two popular artists. Some people even refused to work with their partners for purely bigoted reasons D: BUT I LOVED WORKING TOGETHER.  My teammate was awesome, and her character was awesome. ENTER… LEANDER!

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE! It’s me again! Time for more Pokiemonsta silliness. You may recall that a while ago, I joined the “Ultimate Battle Frontier,” a Pokémon character contest. It was super-fun!… that is until the community collapsed on itself due to drama. Honestly? Online Pokémon art contest drama? Oh internet, you’ll never outgrow your awkward phase. ANYWAY, my very respectable character that you all must take very seriously passed the first round, and it was on to Round 2! What stupid adventures did she get into? How did I wildly misinterpret the rules? How badly did I mangle the original Pokémon designs? CLICK THE CUT AND FIND OUT!

Also, I just wanted to mention that someone called Vixxito has re-uploaded 2.B.A. Master, but has dubbed over it with the Spanish version of the song!  There’s even a Spanish message to watch the marathon in the credits! That makes me so incredibly happy, people. You don’t even know

ALSO ALSO, my good buddy Zarla has made this adorable Flash cartoon based on our goofy little Left 4 Dead characters. YAY!